Things that lower abortion rates:
- Better access to condoms
- Accessible birth control
- Accessible Plan - B pills
- Comprehensive sex education
Things that do not lower abortion rates:
- Abstinence-Only sex education
- Banning contraceptives
- Shaming people who have sex or get abortions
- Making abortion illegal
thegreatgodum said: you can’t go live in a cave they don’t have wifi
Hmmm…you’re right. Maybe an Ikea store. I can make a fort out of various light and economical pieces of furniture.
Six day workweeks are not healthy and rot my brain and make me unfit for human interaction.
it’s so cool how some people dream in different languages
So far, I’ve had dreams in French, Norwegian and Welsh. I speak none of these, though I am working on the Welsh. I still maintain that I’m channeling my ancestors.
So today went as follows:
Wanted to strangle various and assorted coworkers…
Nearly took a sledgehammer to a computer…
Had to explain to a manager that tornadoes generally do not schedule themselves and so no, I can’t give you a time that the flight to Denver will leave. IT. IS. A. TORNADO. A NATURAL PHENOMENON. IT INEXPLICABLY DID NOT PHONE ME TO GIVE ME ITS DESTRUCTION SCHEDULE. YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKTRUMPET.
Found out the wiring in the airport hasn’t been upgraded since the 1970s and burning the place down would at this point be considered an act of mercy…
Another of my female coworkers got engaged, making me the last single woman in the department. I don’t fit in anymore and it’s fucking depressing. Now they all look at me sadly because they know that no man will ever want me. I’m too angry and bitter and I speak my mind, which I’ve come to realize very few men put up with.
I just fucking hate life right now and I want to disappear somewhere and never have to deal with people again.
Yes, of course I’ve heard what the superstitious locals say: “Stay out of the mountains! There’s no shelter on those harsh peaks, and every last combe and glen is infested with killer spiders!”. They say there’s no way to safely cross that mountain range - anyone trying to rest high up on the peaks will die of exposure, lashed by cruel icy winds. Better that, though, than to risk seeking shelter in the forested vales.
The Crawling Death, they call it. Great glossy black eight-legged fiends, some small enough to creep between the rings of your maille, some large as a splayed hand and quick as a cat, and some - so they say - the size of dogs. Or swine. Or cart-horses. The tales have been exaggerated in the telling, of course, since hardly anyone dares venture far into the gullies and ravines that lace between the majestic peaks (most certainly not at night, when the Crawling Death make their appearance, silent as a shadow).
Even if they’re not quite as large as people say, they’re certainly no less deadly. The king’s physicians, who had the unenviable task of tending to the survivors of the last failed expedition, wrote down in stomach-turning detail the precise symptoms of that merciless venom. Erupting blisters the size of a hen’s egg. Flesh blackening, rotting, and sloughing away from the bone. Sweating, drooling, trembling, nausea, vomiting, ranting and raving and spasming like a creature possessed until death seems like a mercy. Others were gripped with a pain unmatched by any wound of war, paired (curiously) with an erection hard as any standing stone.
And yet, in spite of all this, I’m planning an expedition into the mountains. It’s true, I haven’t the equipment with me to safely shelter from the bitter cold above the tree-line, out of the reach of skittering legs and poison-slick fangs. I have no blessing from the gods, and no miracle of alchemy intended to keep the Crawling Death at bay. What I do have, though, is a map. A map from a past age, a more enlightened age, where the cartographers had a decent understanding of the sciences, rather than the encyclopaedic knowledge of rumour and superstition that seems to be the requirement for a mapmaker these days. And from this map - and the journals that I found with it - I have deduced one particularly salient fact, that I am convinced will allow me to make the journey through the supposedly arachnid-infested ravines in perfect safety.
The superstitious peasants might say every last one of those valleys is crawling with deadly poisonous creatures, but in fact, most of them are utterly empty and safe! However, my map has revealed the source of this rumour: Spiders Gorge, which contains over ten thousand spiders, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
i feel you deserve some sort of prize for this